The Story of Simply Slick®

So this chemist meets the love of his life and though they can’t get enough of each other, they have a little bit of a problem with friction “downstairs”.

So they take a serious look at the "off the shelf" solutions but the chemist, who knows about this stuff, doesn't like the look of the ingredients on most of them. Why they both wonder would somebody put antifreeze, lye or parabens on themselves.

The chemist investigated further and was astounded at the questionable ingredients contained in most of the available personal lubricants. It came as a surprise that most of the personal lubricants actually started as something else and were then "repurposed" for intimate use and then "copycatted" by "competitors".

For something this important (and enjoyable), we should design from the ground up (or bottom up, as it were). “It should be fun, last a long time and be healthy” says the chemist, just like the activity it was made for. Well after a whole heap of breathless experimentation, “Simply Slick®” was born.

It's concentrated, safe and easy to clean. We are proud of what we made. We hope you enjoy it as much as we do! Remember, in the real world, glycol is for a car, silicone is for bath tile and butter is for toast but "Simply Slick®", well that's for you and someone special.